I was supposed to be in bed 2 hours ago. Instead I’m wide awake thinking about how this fucker wears the living shit out of this suit.
What’s not to love about the Genie Awards, I ask you.
"Nice job. Have a cookie."
Oh, but not just any cookie! An Obama Cookie! According to legend, Barack Obama bought a bunch of those little red and white fuckers on his first official visit to Ottawa and, man, was a celebrity sweet born or what? I’m sure it was very solemnly explained to Callum how “These cookies represent a new era in US-Canada relations!" before he was handed the hallowed confection. He probably had to take MPP Meilleur aside after the photo-op with Pinsent and ask her what the protocol was (“Do I eat it or frame it or what?”)
God, I can taste the red food dye just looking at it, though. Callum looks infinitely yummier.
Richard Armitage: Fences are fun edition
Pte. Joseph Smith, 5th Battalion, Canadian Mounted Rifles
Last month Buckingham Palace revealed that Harry had broken his toe, but West says that won’t handicap his rival. He grumbles that a friend keeps seeing the Prince pumping irons in the gym. Who is fitter? “He’s a 29-year-old serving officer and I’m a 44-year-old serving actor,” West replies. “Who do you think?”
Earlier in the year the pair bonded during a preparation trip hiking along an Icelandic glacier (the only proper training West has done). Holed up in tents when the weather closed in, Harry opened up about life in Afghanistan.
"He has, from what I can tell, very strong opinions about that war," West says. When asked what those opinions are, the actor retreats: "I’m really talking about operational stuff … nothing more political or exciting than that. Even if he did I probably wouldn’t tell you, and I don’t think he would tell me either."
West says there was no evidence of the “bad boy” image of Prince Harry that sometimes pops up in media coverage. In fact the pair chatted about new births – at the time West’s wife Catherine was expecting the couple’s fourth child while Harry was about to become an uncle. The only frosty point came when West asked what sex the Royal Baby was – Harry’s steely look left the question unanswered.
Somewhere in the wilderness of Northern Finland a male bear and female wolf strikes up an unlikely friendship, each evening after a hard-day’s hunting this pair could be seen sharing dinner together while enjoying the sunset. Between the hours of 8pm and 4am they would stay in each other’s company.(photo: Lassi Rautiainen)
i literally burst into tears when i saw this
then i closed the tab and when i opened it again i burst into tears again
i was raised by the simpsons
when there are 18 screencaps you can’t even plead the context what context defence, can you?
They make a very short Elf. Elrond is not impressed.