willowmansdaughter
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This is a human thing; we only like to learn a little bit of a song.
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Well, “five goooooold riiiiiings” used to be my favourite part of this song. Now, and forever (thank you, Eddie), it’s “ten pygmies farming.”

(Source: severalbadpunslater)

emtabet:

My Favourite Stand-Ups by ~sn0otchie

emtabet:

My Favourite Stand-Ups by ~sn0otchie

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

221cbakerstreet:

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

eddie izzard you are my favorite

everythinginheregleams:

At 13? I’m still this awkward…..

I get this act right outside my front door every morning (because I leave the peanuts right on the fence there for them), but my favourite is still watching the little fuckers zipping along the fence in my parents’ backyard carrying horse chestnuts - still in their prickly green casings - bigger than their heads in their mouths. They all sit on the roof of the same poor bastard’s garage and dump the casings into his eavestrough. God, how he must love them.

callie-ariane:

Even I think this is too soon.  I may just be about to be drummed out of the fandom.

“And don’t call me ‘Judy’ ‘Sherly.’” :)

aesfocus:

Remarkable Individuals → Eddie Izzard 

Hey, I’m drinking my morning coffee from my “covered in bees” mug. What else was I going to kick off the day’s tumblr-ing with?

How to play football and not get sun burnt…

yohohorobert:

Eddie Izzard, being his incomparably splendid self. In Kenya.

So [Noah] built an ark, and that was great, and then he went around collecting two of every animal from around the world…’All right, so what have we got here, two dogs? All right, on you get. Two sheep, very well. Two ducks?’ And the ducks are all, ‘We’re not coming!’ ‘Well, there’s going to be an enormous flood.’ ‘So? What’s the big problem?’ There’s a huge hole in the whole flood drama because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free! And that was the idea, to wipe out everything. [God] didn’t say, ‘I will kill everything except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.’
Eddie Izzard on Noah’s Ark (via brit10musings)

fuckyeahdannymays:

Treasure Island interview with Eddie Izzard. Contains a short clip of the trailer!

And Eddie speaks about Danny’s character, Dr Livesey.

Eddie Izzard, Philip Glenister, Elijah Wood, Donald Sutherland and Daniel Mays?

Okay, the wait for Christmas just got a whole lot longer. We’re talking, “I’m six years old and there’s an Easy Bake Oven with my name on it” long.


whatitdowhathey:

wait, WHAT. WHEN. HOW. 

More importantly, why wasn’t I invited?!

whatitdowhathey:

wait, WHAT. WHEN. HOW. 

More importantly, why wasn’t I invited?!

I am, once again, in possession of a working umbrella (my old one had a disagreement with a two-year-old and she kicked its ass). I feel more complete, somehow.  

Next up: New birdbath. I don’t know what the hell happened to the wretched thing in my garden right now, but if it has anything to do with what Fingal was hissing at through the kitchen window last night, I think I’m going to need a bigger cat. Like a Siberian tiger, maybe.

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